decafinated laughs

istolefrommarcjacobs:

men who think their opinions on abortion matter

not-photogenic:

[esteban voice] little blonde peoples

do you ever look at someone attractive and just

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

sodamnrelatable:

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

proving someone wrong after an intense argument

agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

fuckyeahpooping:

This really Works!!!!!!!!

1) find a small prickly cactus

2) shove it up your ass

suihin:

“calm down, it’s just a spider”

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

socialteen:

It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it