humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

telernarketing:

universities be like

image

Beep merp meep I think you're neat. :3
Anonymous

thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

image

methhomework:

what did i just read

methhomework:

what did i just read